Why men get caught looking and women don't!!

Men have what is referred to as 'tunnel vision'. This makes them far better at seeing directly in front of them and over long distances. Their close range and peripheral vision though is far poorer than a woman's, which is why men have difficutly seeing things in the fridge and in the cupboard right in front of them! Women however have a greater peripheral vision which extends to at least 45 degrees to each side, above and below, which means they can appear to be looking at someone's face, when in fact they are inspecting their 'goods'! The reality is, that women check out men's bodies more than men check out women's, it's just that men's tunnel vision means they keep getting caught!!!